ʻAʻole ia he mea kāhāhā, ʻo kāna hoaaloha i kēia ʻoihana ua loaʻa ka ʻike ma luna o ka hale. Me ka hoʻopaʻa pālua ʻana ua hoʻokō ʻo ia me ka maʻalahi, me he mea lā no kāna mau kāne ʻelua i ka manawa like. He omo maikai ia, omo maikai a aole he keakea ka cum ia ia, makemake au i ke ano i hoohihia ole ia e keia mea liilii. Makemake au iā lākou ʻaʻole e hoʻohilahila ʻia e kēia mau mea liʻiliʻi, a i ʻole ʻoe ʻaʻohe manawa e cum a hoʻoweliweli koke, a ʻaʻole mālama kēia.
I kēia manawa, hoʻopaʻa wale lākou i nā moa maʻamau i ka asshole! He mea hoʻomanaʻo o ka wā kahiko ka waha. Eia kekahi kanaka makua i hopu i kekahi kahu hale nana i hana me ka vibrator ma mua o ka mop a hookui i kona pahu i kona hoki. ʻAʻole ʻo ia i hoʻoneʻe i kahi kuʻemaka!
E nā kaikamāhine, ʻo wai ka mea makemake i ka moe kolohe, ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi?