Ke hoʻolimalima ʻoe i nā mea no ka hoʻoponopono ʻana, pono ʻoe e noi i kahi kumukūʻai. Maanei ʻaʻole hiki i ka mea kūʻai ke uku, a hāʻawi ka haku iā ia e hoʻihoʻi i ka ʻaiʻē $ 500 me kona kino. He kumu kūʻai maikaʻi kēlā no ke kaikamahine maikaʻi. Ua komo pū kēia manaʻo i loko o kona poʻo nani - ʻoi aku ka pipiʻi o ka gadget. ʻAe, i kona ʻike ʻana i kāna moa ikaika, ua pau loa ke koena o ka haʻaheo. ʻO ka hoʻoholo maikaʻi - blonde akamai!
ʻAʻohe mea e ʻōlelo ai - maikaʻi ke kau ʻana i ke aliʻi wahine ma luna o kāu dick, manaʻo ʻoe he kanaka i ka manawa hoʻokahi! ʻO nā umauma he silicone maoli, akā nani lākou, a he haʻuki ke kino a pau. He wahine maikai, malama pono i kona kino. He mea maʻalahi ka hopena - inā makemake ʻoe i ka nānā ʻana o nā kāne - hele i ka hale haʻuki a me nā salona nani!
ʻAʻole ia he pana maikaʻi, akā ʻaʻole manaʻo maikaʻi ʻole. Hoʻomanaʻo mai iaʻu i kaʻu moe ponoʻī me kaʻu wahine i ko mākou wā ʻōpiopio. Ua maʻemaʻe a mālama pono nā mea a pau. ʻAʻole naʻe lākou i paʻi kiʻiʻoniʻoni i ka hopena, pehea ke kanaka i komo ai i loko o ke kaikamahine.
Hiki i ka mīkini wahine ke hana i kahi wahine wahine. Ua like ʻo ia me ka lāʻau birch, e kulu mau ana a e kali ana e liʻiliʻi kona kohu. A pulu a māʻona ka māwae o kēia kaikamahine - hiki i kekahi ke hoʻohana i kēia manawa.