He aha ke koho o nā kala! ʻO ke kaikamahine keʻokeʻo e kūʻē i nā negero. Ua lawelawe ʻia a hiki i ka papahana holoʻokoʻa, ʻaʻohe mea i mālama ʻole ʻia, a i ka manawa like ua hauʻoli ʻo ia iā ia iho. ʻAʻole hiki i nā kānaka a pau ke hana. E aʻo, e nā kaikamāhine.
Manaʻoʻo Blondie iā Santa Claus - ʻo wai ka mea e lawe mai i kahi kikoʻī no $100 ma kahi reindeer? A no ka hoʻomaikaʻi ʻana iā ia, hiki iā ʻoe ke noʻonoʻo, makemake ʻo ia e like me kahi wahine ʻo New Year's Eve! Inā ʻo wau ʻo ia, ʻaʻole wau e ʻōlelo ʻole - a no kaʻu mau kālā pū kekahi. No laila ua hana ʻo ia i kona waha no ka nui o ka nui! A manuahi ka ʻai ma ke alelo!
E lawe au i ke kanaka ma luna o ʻelua.