He mea hoʻowalewale maikaʻi, inā ʻoe e wili i kēlā ʻano pale pale ma ka puka o ka hale hoʻokamakama, ʻaʻohe hapa o nā mea kūʻai aku. ʻOiaʻiʻo, ʻaʻole ʻoluʻolu ka lede iā ia iho, akā hōʻike wale i kona kino a me kona ʻano. Ma ke ala, he ʻehā wale nō ke kino, akā maikaʻi ka ʻōpū!
Nui ka mea hoʻonaninani, ke haʻi aku nei au iā ʻoe, ʻo nā lako kahiko wale nō ke kūpono! A ʻo nā kaikamahine ʻōpio he ʻuʻuku. ʻAʻole wale lākou e hele wāwae ʻaʻahu ʻole, ua ʻauheʻe lākou iā Pāpā. No kēlā ʻano hana, pono e hoʻopaʻa ʻia lāua ʻelua i ka anus. Minamina ka ʻelemakule momona ʻaʻole i loaʻa ka ikaika e hana ai!
Laki ua kāpae nā kāne i ka ʻeleke no ka hoʻohana ʻana i nā wahine hoʻokamakama! ʻOiaʻiʻo, hiki ke hoʻolei i ka lāʻau lua, akā minamina wau i ka poʻe e kali nei i ka elevator.