He ākea ākea loa! Ua like ka nui o ka anal me he kumu lāʻau a e kau ana kona labia i waho e like me ko ke kupuna wahine! ʻEhia ka nui o kāu e hoʻomake ai i kahi wahine ʻōpio e hoʻomohala i kāna mau puka e like me ia? ʻOiaʻiʻo, he nani ʻo ia ma kona kino, akā he aha ka maikaʻi inā ua hoʻomaʻamaʻa mua ʻo ia mai nā ʻaoʻao āpau a hiki i ka palena? No ka laʻana, e ʻōlelo kākou me ka penis liʻiliʻi e hoʻopaʻa ʻoe iā ia no nā hola a ʻaʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke hele mai no ka mea, ʻaʻohe hakakā. Ua kapa ʻia ʻo ka lele ʻana me ka puʻupuʻu!
Makemake ʻo Mama wela e moe i kēlā me kēia manawa o ke ao a i ka pō. Ua ʻike kāna keiki i kona mau kuko a ʻaʻole manaʻo. Ma hope o nā mea a pau, hāʻawi ʻo ia i kahi hana puʻupuʻu maikaʻi loa. A laila hoʻomaka i kahi rodeo hihiu ma ka moa me ka splatter ma ka laina hoʻopau.
ʻOi aku ka maikaʻi o ka pussycat aloha, ʻoiai ke loaʻa iā ia nā umauma nani. ʻOiaʻiʻo, makemake wau e loaʻa i ke kino maikaʻi aʻe, akā ʻaʻole maikaʻi! Hoʻokahi mea aʻu i maopopo ʻole - no ke aha ʻoe e pono ai i kahi ʻoi ma ka labia?