ʻO ka hoʻomaka maikaʻi o ka lewa ʻohana, nani loa nā kaikuahine a aia wale nō kahi ʻuhane Kalikimaka i ka lewa. Ua hoʻonohonoho pono ʻia ʻo Grandpa, eia ua wehe ʻia nā kaikamahine, a ke hoʻonohonoho nei ʻo ia i nā mea ma ka papaʻaina. Ua ʻelemakule paha ʻo Pāpā, akā he nui ka pauda i loko o kāna mau pauda. ʻAʻole hiki i kēlā me kēia kanaka ke hoʻokō i ʻelua, akā maʻalahi kēia kanaka a me ke kānalua ʻole. Ua māʻona nā mea a pau i ka hopena i waiho ʻia, me he mea lā ua holo maikaʻi.
Makemake au i ke kaikamahine Ukrainian, u'i maoli. ʻAʻole i kikoo ʻia ka Pilot, a hauʻoli wau i ka puʻu ʻōpio ʻoi loa. Akā, pono ʻo ia e aʻo pehea e omo ai, ʻaʻole i hoʻokō maikaʻi ʻia ka ʻenehana borax. Manaʻo wau e kiʻi i kahi vibrator a hoʻomaʻamaʻa i ka puʻu puʻu i kona wā leʻaleʻa, ke ʻole ʻo ia makemake e loaʻa kālā ma ke alanui ma ka omo ʻana i nā penises o nā kāne.
A ʻo wai ka mea i ʻōlelo ʻoi aku ka ʻoluʻolu o kahi wahine ʻōpio ma mua o kahi wahine makua a ʻike? Manaʻo hou - ʻo ka ʻike ma ka moekolohe ka mea nui loa!