ʻO ia kekahi mau buns! A maʻamau lākou a pau! He mea leʻaleʻa i ka hamo ʻana i kāna dick ma waena o lākou! I ka hui ʻana o ke kanaka me kahi nigger ma kahakai, ua makaʻu ʻo ia. He mea leʻaleʻa ka lilo ʻana i mea aloha i ka ʻīlio e like me kēlā no hoʻokahi hola. 'Ōlelo lākou, hoʻoulu ke kāne i nā moa i ka ū. ʻEhia mau pāʻina āna i hele ai?
Inā ʻaʻole hele ke kaikuahine iā Mahometa, hele ʻo Mohammed i kona kaikuahine. Ua lōʻihi ka maka o kona kaikuaʻana i kona kaikuahine, a e pāʻani ana ʻo ia i ka moa hala ʻole. I ka wā wale nō i wehe ai ʻo ia i kāna dick mai loko aʻe o kona pālule, ua ʻakaʻaka kona mau maka i ka hiki iā ia ke lilo i mea aloha maikaʻi. ʻAe, a ua kahe kāna puʻu ma mua o kona hoʻomaopopo ʻana. A ʻo ka mea i hana ʻia, lawe ʻo ia i loko o kona waha. No laila, kū'ē nā wāhine i nā minuke mua, a hiki i ka wā e hoʻomaka ai ka mua e kuhikuhi i ko lākou makemake i ke poʻo.
Puke maikaʻi, ʻoiai ua liʻiliʻi kona mau umauma a he pimply liʻiliʻi kāna hoki. Akā ʻaʻole wau e ʻohi iā ia, nani maoli a ke hana nei kona mau lehelehe! Koe naʻe ʻaʻole ʻo ia i hoʻopaʻa ʻia a ʻaʻole lawa. Ma ka hoʻoholo ʻana iā ia, ʻaʻole ʻo ia e noʻonoʻo i kekahi hapalua hola ma ka moa.