Manaʻoʻo Blondie iā Santa Claus - ʻo wai ka mea e lawe mai i kahi kikoʻī no $100 ma kahi reindeer? A no ka hoʻomaikaʻi ʻana iā ia, hiki iā ʻoe ke noʻonoʻo, makemake ʻo ia e like me kahi wahine ʻo New Year's Eve! Inā ʻo wau ʻo ia, ʻaʻole wau e ʻōlelo ʻole - a no kaʻu mau kālā pū kekahi. No laila ua hana ʻo ia i kona waha no ka nui o ka nui! A manuahi ka ʻai ma ke alelo!
ʻO ka hale, akā, nui wale, ʻaʻole i hōʻole e hoʻomaha i kēlā hale. ʻO kaʻoiaʻiʻo - i koʻu manaʻo he wīwī loa ka lede, akā ua hoʻopaʻa ʻo ia i ka anus pono loa! No kēia, hiki iā ʻoe ke hoʻomanawanui i kona ʻano lahilahi. A ʻike maopopo ʻia kēia hui e hoʻohuli i ka moekolohe me kahi wahine!
ʻAe, nui ke kanaka, hōʻike ʻo ia i kona ikaika! ʻOi aku ka maikaʻi o ke kaikamahine, ʻike ʻia ʻaʻole makemake wale ʻo ia e hāʻawi i nā blowjobs, akā ʻo kāna makemake.