ʻO ka uila ʻana o ke kino ma ka puka, wikiō maikaʻi. No ka luhi o ke kanaka, ʻaʻole hiki iā ia ke hōʻole. A ʻike maopopo ka wahine i ka moe kolohe, ʻaʻole no ka mea ʻole kona ʻeha ma kona ʻūhā! Maopopo iaʻu ke kumu o lākou - haʻalele lākou i nā lima o ke kāne ke huki ʻo ia iā ia ma nā pūhaka ma kona kaumaha!
Leʻaleʻa wale ʻo Blondie i ka lawelawe ʻana i nā kāne - he mau lehelehe hana kona a me kahi pai ʻulaʻula hou. ʻO wai ka mea makemake ʻole e ʻono iā lākou? ʻAe, a ua hauʻoli ʻo ia i hiki iā ia ke hoʻomāʻona i ka ʻike o nā kāne a hāʻawi iā lākou i ka mea i manaʻo ʻia iā ia. ʻO ka waiu condensed, a nā kāne i hoʻomaikaʻi aku ai iā ia, ua like ia me ka balsama iā ia - ua palu ʻo ia me ka manaʻo o ka hoʻokō. Me he mea lā, hauʻoli ʻo ia i ka hana ʻana i ka ʻoihana lawelawe. )))
Manaʻoʻo Blondie iā Santa Claus - ʻo wai ka mea e lawe mai i kahi kikoʻī no $100 ma kahi reindeer? A no ka hoʻomaikaʻi ʻana iā ia, hiki iā ʻoe ke noʻonoʻo, makemake ʻo ia e like me kahi wahine ʻo New Year's Eve! Inā ʻo wau ʻo ia, ʻaʻole wau e ʻōlelo ʻole - a no kaʻu mau kālā pū kekahi. No laila ua hana ʻo ia i kona waha no ka nui o ka nui! A manuahi ka ʻai ma ke alelo!