ʻAʻole maopopo iaʻu ke kumu e hoʻopaʻa ai ʻo ia i kāna ipo e like me ia, he aha kāna e hana ai inā ʻaʻole ka lima? E hoʻopololei paha ʻo ia i ka lauoho o ka ʻulaʻula a i ʻole e pale aku i kāna keikikāne mai ka wehe ʻana i kāna dick mai loko o kona puʻu? Ua maopopo iaʻu inā ua noho mālie ʻo ia me nā lima ʻole pū kekahi.
He aha lā! No laila makemake ʻoe e lawe selfies nou iho a i ʻole kāu ipo, e lilo i malihini naʻu. Akā, ʻo ka hana ʻana ma ke kelepona o kāu kumu, he mea ʻino. A pono ʻoe e uku no ka insolence, a ma ke kino - ʻo ia wale nō kāna mea e kali nei! A e haʻi aku wau iā ʻoe, ʻaʻole hoihoi ʻo ia i kāna mau māka. He mea nui i nā ʻīlio e like me ia ke hoʻomākeʻaka i kāna kumu i hiki ai iā lākou ke kaena aku i kā lākou mau hoaaloha. A laila e hoʻomāʻewaʻewa i kāna dick. Ma ka liʻiliʻi loa, he dick nui kēia.
Hāʻawi ʻo Pāpā i ka wela! I koʻu nānā ʻana, noʻonoʻo wau inā he mea ʻeha kēia mau kaikamahine i ka loaʻa ʻana o kahi ʻōkana ikaika i loko o kā lākou hoki paʻa! Akā, ua uē lākou me ka ʻoluʻolu a ua huli koke wau.