Ua hoʻoholo ka moa e aʻo i ka Lūkini i kāna mau hoa papa. Maikaʻi nona. He aha ke ala maikaʻi e hoʻomanaʻo ai i nā huaʻōlelo? He ala kā kā mākou moa - hōʻike iā lākou ma ko lākou kino ponoʻī. Woo-ha-ha, ʻo ia ke kumu i ʻike pono ai ka poʻe haole i kā mākou ʻōlelo - ʻoluʻolu ka hoʻoikaika!
ʻAʻole wau i manaʻo ʻo kona makuahine, akā ʻo kona makuahine paha. He ʻōpiopio loa kona ʻano. Ma nā wikiō o kēia ʻano, makemake au i ka hoʻolohe ʻana i nā kamaʻilio o nā ʻano, makemake wau i ka hiʻohiʻona i loko o ka ʻauʻau i ka wā i hele wale ai ʻo ia. hana i kēia ʻoiai ʻaʻole kona makuakāne i ka home.
Aia nā haumāna ma luna o kā lākou hōʻike i ka hiki ʻana i ka hale o ke kumu. Ua kamaʻilio a hōʻike i ko lākou mau kino ʻōpio palupalu. A laila ua hoʻoholo ʻo ia e hoʻopaʻa iā lākou i kēlā me kēia ma ka waha, akā i ka manawa like. ʻOiai ʻo ia e hoʻomoʻa ana i kekahi, aia kekahi ma laila, e hoʻomaloʻo a hoʻoikaika. ʻO ke kumu aʻo, ma ke ala, ʻaʻole ia he naʻaupō - aia nā kaikamahine i kā lākou hoki, anally, ʻaʻole pilikia e hana no ka lōʻihi.
ʻO ka minoʻaka liʻiliʻi ʻuʻuku, me nā ʻuʻu maʻemaʻe a me ka puʻu momona. I ka ʻike ʻana i ka hāmeʻa a ke kāne, hāʻawi wau iā ia i ka maikaʻi no kēia kaikamahine. I kekahi manawa, aia kekahi kaikamahine u'i a me ke kāne me ka ʻaʻohe dick, ʻaʻohe maka, ʻaʻohe kino. Eia ka lua maikai, maikai no laua. Pono ʻoe e ʻai i loko o kāna puʻu, akā, e ʻona iā ia me kāu nectar. ʻAʻole maikaʻi ka nānā ʻana, kahe wale ka sperm a ʻaʻole i loaʻa i kahi.
A no ke aha e kū'ē ai ke kupuna kāne? I ka manawa hea e loaʻa ai iā ia ka manawa kūpono. Ma waho aʻe, ʻoi aku ka maʻalahi o ka wahine maʻamau - hoʻohuli ʻo ia iā ia iho a no laila e hele wikiwiki mai. Ua ho'āʻo paha ʻoe e lawe mai i kahi kaikamahine momona phlegmatic me kahi puka nui. ʻO ia ke ʻano o ka wahine āu e holo ai. Aia wau i waena o kekahi o ia mau mea, ʻaʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke makemake i ka ʻenemi.
ʻAe, e ke kanaka ʻilihune, no ka palapala hōʻoia e ola ana ʻo ia, pono ʻo ia e hoʻomanawanui i kēia mau kahu hānai a me nā kauka a hoʻokō i kā lākou mau makemake a pau, a pehea ka nui o kēia mau maʻi e hele i loko o ka lā, weliweli, kahi keʻena hoʻomāinoino wale.